"Writers don't make good cooks. Do you smell something burning?"

I am now the proud owner of a shirt from The Write Snark. It took me a while to choose the quote which most fit me.

Yes, I bake cakes and no, I don't usually burn them. But then I don't attempt to write while baking a wedding cake.

Cooking is another subject altogether. I cook dinner every day. Mostly. And when I'm writing, I tend to neglect to stir a pot or remove things from the oven on time. I've actually had to throw a pot away because burned beans were crusted on the bottom and refused to come out no matter how hard I scrubbed, scraped, or chiseled.

The first wearing of my new shirt was to Starbucks where Dana and I worked on our writing for a couple of hours. Wore it again the next day to Wal-Mart where I ran into two of my neighbors. Since I had never told them about my writing, they asked questions. Now they know.

Take a journey through Rinda's selection of shirt, mugs, bags, hats, etc. You're sure to find something that fits the writer in you.

It's 12:49. Word count is 101,390. Rough draft is officially finished.

ALMOST THERE . . .

Yes, Dana, I finally made it through the rescue scene. Jaclyn and Brewer have made it safely out of the underground passage, finally. My rough draft sits at 99,442 words and I am one or two chapters short of finishing, which I intend to do today. Then I will begin the editing process.

I'm incorporating a priceless relic from Jaclyn's collection into the scene where a bomb is discovered, left in the tunnel by Jaclyn's evil cousin, now an escaped prisoner, who has held Jaclyn hostage deep within the tunnel. Brewer doesn't have the expertise or the time to difuse the device, and the plan is to keep the wireless detonator from being triggered by the remote device carried by the bad guy, who has managed to elude capture. The relic is a small bronze trunk adorned with gold and semi-precious stones which had once held love letters from a man to his betrothed. (I have to figure out which century the trunk is from, and want to have the man be some historical figure.) They place the satchel containing the explosives inside the trunk, and because it is lined with lead the signal to detonate the bomb will not reach the detonator, thus allowing Brewer to rescue Jaclyn from the tunnel and carry her off to safety. Whew.

Any ideas on who the historical figure could be? A warrior or soldier of some kind was my first inclination. Thank goodness I finally discovered I'm not a plotter. Otherwise I'd have to figure this out before I finish the rough draft.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY !!

Say a prayer for all our soldiers putting their lives on the line for freedom.

LET FREEDOM RING ...

Hope everyone has a happy and safe Fourth of July.

I visited Jill Monroe and Gena Showalter's blogs today. Their t-shirts reminded me of a birthday party we threw for my grandfather on his 90th birthday and so I thought I would reminisce for a moment.

My grandfather was the most incredible man I've ever known. By the time he died in January of 2001, he could barely walk due to his bad knees and his eyesight was failing, but he was still sharp enough to win a game of forty-two or checkers.

He loved to drive. In the last years of his life I'd get calls from friends who'd seen him driving ten miles an hour in the middle of the road, or going straight from the turning lane when the light was red. When I stopped by his house after work one day, he asked me to get a bottle open. It was super-glue, so the lid was stuck, and it took a pair of pliers to get it open. I asked him what he needed fixed, and he looked at me and said "those are my eye-drops."

His maternal grandparents were Black Irish and his paternal grandparents were French and Cherokee. Even at 90 he had a head full of thick, wavy hair. He used Grecian formula for years, so it was still dark, but not the black that I remember from childhood. He was a big, strong man who worked hard all his life, but his spirit was sweet and gentle. He loved his God and gave bear hugs that could squeeze the air out of your lungs. He would give a stranger the shirt off his back if they needed it.

He grew up poor on a farm in Coolidge, Texas, worked for an ice-plant in his teens and early twenties. Moved to Oklahoma and bought a Conoco gas station which he ran for forty years, hence the bad knees.

His son was murdered in 1982. He lost a daughter to diabetes in 1990 and a granddaughter to the same disease in 1992. My grandmother died in 1998. His faith never failed, his spirit never wavered.

We wanted to do something special for him to celebrate his 90th birthday. We planned the party for months. It turned out to be a family reunion since relatives from several states came for the festivities. California and Oregon, Texas, Colorado, and Arkansas. His birthday was July 1st and my grandmother's had been the 4th, so we obviously went with a patriotic theme, using the flag that he hung from his front porch for the festivities. I had red buttons made for everyone to wear that read "I love Cliff" while his button read "I am Cliff." He got such a kick out of that.

He kept his button on his dresser and once in a while I'd see him wearing it while looking through his picture album from that day. We'd sit on his front porch and he'd tell me the old stories about growing up on the farm. He could still crack open pecans with his bare hand.

By then, I'd quit the job I'd had for seventeen years to take care of him in order to keep him out of the nursing home. Six months later we had no choice. There were a few men who played dominoes, and he looked forward to that, but most of the time he had a look on his face as though he were thinking, "what in the heck am I doing here with all these old people?" Two weeks later he suffered a massive stroke. The first words he spoke? "Where are my pants?"

Wearing the "I Love Cliff" buttons to his funeral seemed like the perfect tribute.

CAKE, ANYONE? Chapter Two

Here are the final pictures of the wedding from Saturday. There were ten of the small cakes.

I turned forty-four today and my driver's license expired. The picture on it is horrible. HORRIBLE. I'm going to fix my hair and put on more make-up than usual when I go back to renew it so that, hopefully, I'm not embarrassed anytime I have to show it.

Oops. Tomorrow is Tuesday Kilt Guy. Gotta get busy.

CAKE, ANYONE?

As I promised, here are preparation pictures from the wedding last Saturday. Yes, I survived. I may be a little loopy now ... wait, I was already loopy.

I'll start working on next post with finished pictures. At the rate I'm going, it may take me all day!

Cakes below are from last Saturday. Next week is the big one. When the OKRWA ladies are listening to Dana speak on blogging, I should be finishing up. This week I'll be busy getting boards and icing ready, plus about a hundred other details.